I’m back at work! remind me again, why do I like foreign customers better? oh, *smacks forehead* that’s right. because they are less anal about life.
The Five Rules of Comedy
samreich: Taught to me six years ago by my coworkers at the New York Renaissance Faire. 1. Comedy is pain. 2. Comedy isn’t pretty. 3. Comedy comes in threes. 4. ”K” sounds are funny. 5. If it bends, it’s funny. If it breaks, it’s not funny.