Even at this point, I'm not quite sure you...
And you know it.
Puffs: You know when I’m strong I become what or not? Mochi: What? Puffs: Power Puff! Okay, bye. Pardon the bad English.
Serene is effortlessly sweet and so unbelievably cute. Her bus ride is probably the longest home, but she’d always wait at the terminal till the last of us boards our bus. And her bus isn’t even at the terminal. Today though, we were trying to persuade her to walk over to her bus stop first, as the sky was threatening rain. The headstrong one didn’t budge and she stayed till...
Puffs and I tried MacDonald’s Cinnamon Melts with Oreo McFlurry last night. It is sooo good. There you go! Recipe of the day! Mochi, out.
One day you’ll wake up and realize what a great woman I am. That’ll be the day I...– (via raindropsonredroses) (via kenophobia) (via wordclots) (via poeticheartache)
I'd love a boy who'd feed me the whipped cream in...
National Education? You gotta be kidding me.
So we’re pretty much almost done with our NE project. Yes, it was a little tiring, having to conquer Bukit Chandu and Labrador Park, but it was pretty fun. I’d even say it was a great day out, had there been LESS MOSQUITOES AROUND. I killed six of them motherfuckers within a 5-minute time frame. Mosquitoes must be the only living organism, or even matter, in the world that I hate so...
He's cute like that
Him: What do you call it when you blow into a puff?? Me: Errr.. I don’t know. (tries to think of the most ridiculous answers- well that’s cus that’s how it always is) What is it? Him: (promptly announcing) HUFFLE PUFF!! Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Him: I made a joke! I made a joke! (as he prances into an aisle)
If I could just bring myself to tell you how much I hate this. I hate feeling this way, and I hate how you fucking summon those emotions.
I don't know whether to take her seriously
Mum: What happened to my bee hoon? I remembered I still had some here, now disappear. What did you cook? Me: I didn’t cook anything, it’s probably your son. He cooked the instant bee hoon soto the other day, he might have added more noodles. Mum: But that one different cooking time what. My bee hoon takes a longer time to cook. Me: Yea, well, he could have added that first (I pulled...
I woke up to a woman biting my face this morning-...
Riddles during Dinner
I’m munching away at fried rice. Him: What is it when you take curry and smash them together? Me: laughs with food in my mouth as it hits me immediately (Bursts out) KARIPAP!!!
How to Strike Fear In A Bus Load of Airport...
858 turns into Cisco checkpoint at terminal 3. 100 metres from the checkpoint, a young man in a songkok and a loose top stands up abruptly and starts pacing the aisle whilst muttering/chanting to himself audibly. It almost seems like he’s contemplating a thought. Every pair of eyes are suddenly on him, watching him intently. I do, too, and it doesn’t help that I’m one of the...
July '09- best month of my life
That was when everything fitted nicely into place. I had everyone I needed, and everyday, I woke up with a grin on my face, eagerly snatching up my phone every morning to receive my daily dose of literary bliss. 9 months later, today, I sit and ponder about the changes and the part I played in causing them. I made such misjudged decisions within the short span of time leading up till now, and...
How Pokemon works its way into conversations
Queenie says (2:26 AM): I have a feeling tmr also delayed flight :\ Suhairi(2012)Corner No.5 says (2:26 AM): nolah Queenie says (2:26 AM): unless they’ve managed to reroute all the jammed flights Suhairi(2012)Corner No.5 says (2:26 AM): dont worry they got big fan to blow ash away Queenie says (2:26 AM): cus SATS was giving out sleeping bags earlier on Suhairi(2012)Corner No.5 says...
Meeting grandma could be so bothersome
She’s like so atas. She’ll speak of new properties and businesses her family has acquired. She’ll openly speak lowly of people. She’ll correct our little actions and what not. Out with her, we have to eat a certain way, dress a certain way, stand and sit a certain way. Even posture in photos has to be of her standard. Dark, rugged accessories are a no-no. Don’t even...
On squat toilets
nassie says (4:05 PM): Q i need to ask u an awkward ques Queenie says (4:08 PM): yea? nassie says (4:08 PM): how do u shit while squatting??? i never knew how to do that its like so gross Queenie says (4:08 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Queenie says (4:09 PM): YOU MADE MY DAY SIA NAS nassie says (4:09 PM): what?! i’m asking a serious question Queenie says (4:09 PM): This is just the last...