May 2010
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Oh, the addiction.
I just cut my hair again :(
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Finally the exit. Swing the door open, take a step...
That’s a possible situation at Velocity’s carpark exit man!
The door swings outwards. You take a step and you’re on the road. If a car passes by at the right, or wrong time, however you see it, BAM! You won’t even know what hit you.
Stupid, stupid location.
Kakak, oh Kakak
Maple: Mujeres, eh oh eh oh eh. Jenny, oye que bola. Maps sounded more like she was speaking in tongues though.
Kak: What’s that? The work out song ah? Confidently
Maple and myself bursts into laughter.
Maple: Hotel Room Service lah! That’s oh yeh, oh yeh, oh yeh!
Then it was more laughing and random chatter amongst ourselves about how clueless kakak is.
Kak: Oh, the Hotel...
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Puff Jokes
Mochi: OMG You have a wedgie!
Puffs: *gasps loudly* My butt is eating my cloth!
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Skinhead For Life - ACAB
FUCKING EPIC
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Long gone are the days you can trust MSN to...
to smile about early in the morning, when you aren’t awake to make happen.
My mum and I, we really bonded tonight, OVER...
Ooh, it makes me wonder. Ooh, it makes me wonder.
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Is it normal to be turning twenty and still spend...
No one ever fully believes me when I let them in on that. Everyone thinks I look like a partygirl/wild/rich/pampered. I’m nearly the complete opposite, possibly cus I don’t have the opportunity to display that side.
My mum has always been strict and the usual answer I get from her when I seek her permission to go out is a firm “no”. No amount of persuasion would sway her....
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I was browsing Useful Greek phrases on omniglot...
My hovercraft is full of eels, Το Χόβερκράφτ μου είναι γεμάτο χέλια (To hóverkráft mu íne gemáto hélia)
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Johnny Was A Good Man- Bob Marley
Yes, he is.
Poor girl I was tutoring today was suffering an allergic reaction to medicine she took for a tummy ache. Her eyes were so puffy, I nearly couldn’t recognise her. Yes, that was how bad it was.
And the what-the-fuck bit was when she told me it’s happened before. But that’s the only medicine that could help her tummy ache and she had to just take it.
To agree to go through such...
An awkward conversation
My brother’s ex-schoolmate looks up into the mirror upon exiting the cubicle. He looks thoughtfully at my reflection, then turned slightly and noticed my brother finally.
Him: Eh!
Bro: Eh?
Him: I didn’t know it was you.
Bro: I didn’t know it was you also.
And the entire time, the both of them were sounding ridiculously surprised.
Great. I'm not sleeping tonight again.
Bro: Eh, just now (when my mum and I were downstairs having dinner) your room got one scary sound leh. It sounded like someone was moving around on your bed then get up. Me: MY ROOM?! Bro: Yah. Very scary sia then I don’t dare to move. Me: Fuckkkk. Why the fuck did you have to tell me??!
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Fucking Fuck, Fuck!
Too Much To Ask- Avril Lavigne
Everytime I try to...