March 2011
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Teaching And Its Awkward Moments
I experienced one of those today.
I had to teach my 12-year-old about Reproduction today. He has never been as interested - today he was excitedly asking me about Fallopian Tubes, the Cervix, the Vagina, etc. I had a horrible time explaining to him what each was and its function while trying to be professional about it. Especially when I’ve noticed him always scratching/adjusting his balls...
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
kianaparker:
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five. Other person...
WatchDoing this
To: Rubik's Cube Enthusiast →
So, how gullible are we? →
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“I want my lungs. Dr Altman, I’m big. Too big. I don’t fit in airplane’s seats,...”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via poeticheartache)
unsomniac-deactivated20110905 asked: Now you made me wonder about the kittens... and after looking really close, I'm kinda thinking there's a strong possibility they aren't just lying there being cute... :/
The feeling you get when you're inside a grocery...
foreverreblog:
fuckyeahthefeelingyouget:
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Vulgar Delight: ATTENTION: HADI HEADBANGER →
hadiheadbanger:
vulgardelight:
Since there always seems to be a technical error everytime I try to infiltrate someone’s Ask box, I’m just gonna do it here.
Anyway dude; you being a local metal head, and the gig being headlined by a friend’s band, I figured this would kill two birds with one stone.
You may be interested in …
haha yeahs that shit happens to me too :(
ouhs cool…i have been...
ATTENTION: HADI HEADBANGER
Since there always seems to be a technical error everytime I try to infiltrate someone’s Ask box, I’m just gonna do it here.
Anyway dude; you being a local metal head, and the gig being headlined by a friend’s band, I figured this would kill two birds with one stone.
You may be interested in GRINDHOUSE II: Truth Corroded, Touring The Bled Singapore 2011
Other bands playing:
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FACT:
It was the custom in Ancient Rome for the men to place their right hand on their testicles when taking an oath. The modern term ‘testimony’ is derived from this tradition.
Normal 50 year old man:
unexpectedfailure:
hellyeahitsfaith:
Johnny Depp:
HE’S FIFTY?!?!
